Spanish Jackie’s Water-Taxi: A deleted OFMD scene.

Okay. Huddle up. I am going to tell you how Jim gets back onto the Revenge to rendezvous with Oluwande.

After Geraldo’s murder, and their mutually admiring fight, Jim and Spanish Jackie are drinking at…Spanish Jackie’s. 

This goes on for a while. 

Spanish Jackie lets Jim try out the spring-loaded hand-knife. “Cool,” Jim says. “What about when it’s humid —still work?”

“Nah,” says Spanish Jackie. “That’s what pistols are for.” 

“Don’t like ‘em,” says Jim. “Don’t like the distance. I like to know who I’m killing, you know?”

“…okay,” says Spanish Jackie (not meaning it.) “Hey. Speaking of knowing…people…”

“Uh-huh,” says Jim, warily. 

“That Oluwande,” says Jackie. “Nice kid. Not hard on the eyes. You hang out with him a lot, right?” 

“Less talking more drinking,” Jim says. 

“Why not both,” says Jackie, and pours another generous round of pillaged Irish whisky.

*time passes* 

“Arrrrgh, shut up, OKAY,” says Jim. “He…I…I don’t know? FUCK. Yes. Okay, yes. We…hang out…a lot. He…has a nice…EARRING.” 

“Right. It’s definitely the earring,” says Jackie. 

The Hus Bands are playing in the background, quietly, as they always do.

Jackie raps her wooden hand on the table, tap-TAP, then makes a conductor’s gesture for silence. The Hus Bands stop playing. 

“Y’all need to row this lovesick person back to The Revenge right now,” Jackie tells them. “I mean it. Get going.”

One Hus Band pulls a well-maintained set of oars from behind the bar, the others pile out the door to get the bar-dinghy ready. Jim stands unsteadily, pats their duster to make sure they’ve got all their knives, looks down at Jackie, who shows no signs of getting up. 

“Thank you. Yeah. Hey, this was surprisingly fun.”

“Don’t mention it, kid,” says Jackie. “And look. If it doesn’t work out with…whatever’s going on on that ship…” (she waves her hands expansively at The Entire Revenge) “come back, ok? You were shit as waitstaff, but I’m always looking for good spou- I mean bouncers.” 

/Fin

If you enjoyed this, I wrote a lot of OFMD poems and you can find them in zine-form here: https://www.ethelzine.com/and-we-are-far-from-home

On clairvoyance in three works of variably historical fiction

I’m a monster of pickiness when it comes to reading, and also very avoidant and stubborn. If my reading-brain were a quadrupedal ungulate she’d kick a lot, often, and run away if she didn’t like the project. This restricts my range as a critic — I can’t tackle deep reading lists without making life very difficult for myself and those around me. A fact which made writing a dissertation awkward. “Just read the required bibliography…please?” was probably a thought that occurred to my long-suffering adviser once or twice.

All of which is to say, I’ve had Natasha Pulley’s Watchmaker of Filigree Street in my TBR pile for literal years, ever since my literal best friend gave it to me as a Christmas present and said “it’s really good.” I never — never — picked it up until now, and only did so because the same person is enjoying Pulley’s latest novel, The Half-Life of Valery K. One of the major facets of our friendship, of course, is talking about books. “Have you read Watchmaker,” she said recently, wanting to draw a parallel or make a distinction. “Uh, no, not yet,” I said, hearing as from a distance the sound of an extremely cursed quadrupedal ungulate kicking a tree for no good reason. Mentally taking up both carrot and goad, I went home, and over the weekend, read the book.

Well! It’s very interesting! And I can now discuss it with one of my favorite people! Watchmaker also closes a bit of a circle on something I’ve been nebulously thinking about for a while. Which is: how writers who drift somewhere between speculative and historical fiction approach the topic of clairvoyance.

Having characters actually-factually see the future is a dividing-point between genres of fiction. I think. I mean — this is messy, and you can be “literary” and still play about with prognostication and prophecy. You might even be called daring and a rule-breaker if you do so. However, let me not descend into a pit of perhaps misdirected anger whose origins I truly do not myself understand. We are going to move on.

I read Pulley’s light-clockworkpunk-historical-fictional universe as if it operates in relation to the historical-fictional universes of two other authors I’m familiar with, and *in very different ways* admire: Dorothy Dunnett and Nicola Griffith. You see the limitations there, right away. There must be other texts that apply. I’m going to deal with the ones I know.

I really, really think Pulley is a hardcore Dunnett fan — with, no doubt, her own reservations and problems in re: Dunnett’s work. It makes sense stylistically and also in terms of plot. Dunnett never liked saying anything clearly, outright: she seems to have believed in something like the pleasures of syntactic difficulty, as well as the pleasures of intricate and treacherous plotting — both in terms of what happens in her novels, and in terms of what happens for and to her readers.

There’s some of both of these things in Pulley. Pulley’s use of simile is fairly Dunnettian, I think, though I’d have to do a systematic study no one is paying me to do, to be more definite. Dunnett was phenomenally good at the slantwise, unexpected comparison which takes you a minute to unpack — her similes are like little gear-driven machines that go ‘ting!’ when your brain finds the right lever. There’s a line somewhere in the Niccolo books that goes (approx.) “both men rose at the same time, as if someone had hefted a bar between their gaze” — that sort of thing. Well. I give you, Natasha Pulley:

‘Oh,’ the watchmaker said, and leaned forward and caught the balled-up newspaper that would have hit Thaniel’s shoulder. He did it slowly, as if he were taking a money-spider from the air[.]” (59)

As if WHAT? Well, it takes some unpacking. Pulley’s brief simile-machines can be even more difficult of access than Dunnett’s. The shock or difficulty of Dunnett’s image (which I am, as it were, pulling out of a hat without checking anything) lies in its unexpectedness, even its grotesqueness — who ever heard of, or would want to see, two men joined at the eyes by a bar? But we’ve all seen two people rise as if summoned simultaneously, so we can get to where she wants us to be. In a way, the imagined “bar” is a marker of Dunnett’s willingness to use hard instruments to move her readers along. Pulley’s gentler but more challenging simile, her “as if,” forces us perhaps to Google ‘money-spider,’ and to think about how you would pull a UK spider believed to convey good fortune from its midair web. Well, you’d do it carefully, because you don’t want to hurt the spider. The trip through language to comprehension is difficult, but there is a payoff — if you like taking that sort of a journey.

Pulley’s characters, in ways similar but not identical to Dunnett’s, have to struggle with the slipperiness of intricate, oblique language; and the uncanniness of beautiful, perhaps sentient machines; and the dangers of intricate, oblique emotional and geopolitical conspiracies. This is especially true when her characters are trying to figure out how to cope with the weird currents and influences that crowd around the Watchmaker himself, Baron Keita Mori. Mori shares with Dunnett’s hist-fic protagonists, Niccolo and Lymond, the condition of being (or being thought to be) the illegitimate child of nobility, and the condition of being dangerous with a sword and/or architecture, take your pick. He also shares with them a frightening ability — framed by Pulley in terms of an alternative physics that influences the materiality of thought — to discern and in Mori’s case to definitely influence the future outcomes of current events. He’s a clairvoyant with a difference.* By using risky, effortful, dangerous strategies, he can sometimes make events turn out a certain way.

It is interesting to me, very interesting, that having finished The Watchmaker of Filigree Street I still don’t know what the moral valance around Mori is. (His name is, as I think about it belatedly, identical with the Latin for the present infinitive of the verb “to die.”) Some of the book’s obliquities are directed at holding our sense of his predominant goodness or badness in suspense, and I really do like it that Pulley has written a fully ambivalent, powerful, queer character. One has a sense that given his ability to influence probability, he cannot help but be corrupted to some degree. This means he is partly controlled by an involuntary drive to choke off the futures he doesn’t prefer. The only character in the book smart enough to figure this out is also as it turns out Mori’s only rival in love, and Grace Carrow — lady physicist — expresses her sense of the impossibility of her own situation in this way:

A train crashed past as she rounded the next bend [on foot, in the London Underground.] The headlamp was bright in the dark. Though she pressed herself to the opposite wall, the blast of hot air from the engine was searing. Steam flooded everything long after the train had gone. She coughed, tasting soot…stared upward, and tried to think at what point it had become inevitable that she would be here today, running through underground tunnels from a man who nobody in their right mind would have challenged. (Watchmaker, 297)

Grace’s plot-arc is, for me, an advance on Dunnett: I prefer it. A lot of accomplished, interesting women get caught in the cogs of Lymond and Niccolo’s complicated, unforgiving intrigues and are, quite frankly, ground up. Nobody’s ever happy when it happens, but also nobody’s really surprised. That’s something which, over time, came to bother me a lot and retroactively ruined the “one true heterosexual love” scenario with which both series ambivalently conclude. By contrast Carrow fights back honorably and intelligently against Mori’s cozy but ruthless pursuit of Thaniel Steepleton — the man she also is coming to love, or can imagine loving. (The fact that the idea of Thaniel and Carrow in love possesses shared plausibility in Mori’s world is as good as an actual threat, to the Baron.)

Spoiler! — Grace Carrow is defeated. Whether that is good or bad for Thaniel Steepleton, or just different, I don’t actually know. But Pulley indicates that Mori concedes Grace’s quality as an opponent, and also and very importantly he does not, in the end, murder her. This is progress. I’ll take it. Now, back to clairvoyance and genre.

I sort of have to end for the day soon, because somehow, I don’t know how, I sat down to write this when I had time? before the kids came home? and now that time is gone. So let me try to summarize where I’m going. Loosely speaking, writing speculative fiction means you have decided to “real the unreal.” You take something we don’t currently think exists — and that can go pastwise or futurewise or alternative-now-wise — and you say “no, it exists. And here’s what things look like, as a consequence.”

Dunnett’s work, a great deal of which (in the case of the Lymond Chronicles) stealthily reals the unreal via its assertion that clairvoyance and astrology work,** is usually classified as historical fiction though. So I actually think Dunnett is kind of cheating, in genre terms — which, I mean, that’s fine; mix everything up together and call it what you want, fine — but let’s go ahead and call her historical fiction at least spec-fic adjacent, which everyone has been behaving as if it is for decades anyway. Contrariwise, sometimes-science-fiction-writer Nicola Griffith’s 100% stunning no notes Hild establishes its own non-speculative bona fides explicitly by stating that Hild’s otherwise spooky foreknowledge of 7th-century political events is based on an atypical ability to register and analyze patterns of behavior, weather and other observable phenomena. Hild is a gifted leader, not a clairvoyant.

In sum, the question of whether you’re a yes, no, or maybe on the subject of clairvoyance does seem to me to be sort of a shaping — and recognized? — marker of what kind of work you’re undertaking, as a historical fiction author. And all of these writers — Pulley, Dunnett, Griffith — are also wrestling with their own research-driven ‘clairvoyance’ about the outcome of future events in the stretch of history (or alt-history) they’ve decided to limn for their readers. Clairvoyance: y/n/maybe? is fully a question too (that is) about what you think historical-fiction authorship is, or should be.

OK. Got some other things to catch up on. Maybe more on this later!

*The nature of the difference is still obscure to me. It may be that for all practical purposes, Dunnett’s Lymond and Niccolo participate in something very like Mori’s type of effectual clairvoyance. I’m working on it.

**sorry. look, I have remaining questions, but it’s basically incontestable that a lot of people selling these things are not people of good faith. etc.

2022 in review

It’s hard, isn’t it, trying to look back on a whole year? I should write more things down as they happen.

Several projects that came to fruition this year were set up in 2021. I wrote about the most important factor, i.e. my writing group, here. In April ’21 I learned from Sara at the Ethel Zine Press that she was going to publish my chapbook Endeavors to Obtain Perpetual Motion in spring 2022. Having a book out with Ethel has been a joy, even if I did end up sneaking away to cry a little when I saw the final cover mock-ups. AND, I will have a second Ethel mini-chap out in 2023! which is a little insane to think about in a happy sort of a way. More on that in the OFMD section below.

Poetry: I didn’t publish a ton of individual poems this year. “The Ship Trafalgar” came out with Ariadne Magazine in March 2022, and “When I dream of you now” from Moist Poetry Journal in August. “Want,” a translation from Middle French, was published by The Ilanot Review in November. That…might be it? A fiction/poem hybrid that’s forthcoming in Lady Churchill’s Rosebud Wristlet #46 may be in print before the end of the year and if so I’ll update. I am very excited for that one…I love LCRW, and have subscribed to it for years. You can too! Find the zine here. My piece features Cornelis Drebbel, a 17th c. Dutch engineer who built a “perpetual motion” at the Royal Palace at Eltham early in the reign of James I. It’s sort of a postscript to the chapbook — or perhaps a bridge from it. (The image at the start of this post is a contemporary mockup of Drebbel’s device, which he seems to have manufactured in different configurations and sizes, for a variety of private patrons.)

I am very glad to have published at all of course. The truth is, like a lot of non-full-time writers — most — I got a lot of rejections this year. They were often for poems and flash pieces I thought had basically worked. Round about March/April, I started to feel I was writing in a new vein — a more personal one — and you know what? Magazines and journals really didn’t want those poems. Eventually I shrugged and went “well, the publications and I will converge again at some point,” and kept reading and writing.

Editing: Between late June and mid-October, I and the rest of the Reckoning staff worked hard on putting out a special bodily-autonomy issue of the magazine in the wake of the fall of Roe. This was quite an ask, because we were also trying to finalize the ToC for issue 7, and conduct lives etc. But we had enough editors and readers to do it in the end (though I am still not sure it was wise — you can direct queries about the wisdom of the endeavor to Reckoning’s publisher, Michael J. DeLuca: if you can find him in the woods or urban marshlands that is.) Our Beautiful Reward started releasing content on Oct. 16, after a whirlwind few months of announcing the reading period and then sorting through submissions. I’m proud of it, and grateful to the authors who sent us work. There’s a wealth of amazing talent out there, pursuing such important directions in terms of both thought and execution, and after my brief seat in the editorial chair I feel that more than ever. I’m hoping to do a sort of annotated ToC, maybe on the blog…I have so much to say about each of these pieces that a brief overall mention doesn’t seem like enough.

Reviews: just two, both for Strange Horizons. I cannot seem to learn how to write reviews efficiently — mine are almost always lengthy, immersive undertakings with bibliography (thanks, Ph.D; or maybe that’s why I did a Ph.D?) — so what I can do is a couple a year, unless someone gives me a brief wordcount and a deadline. If you like knotty, long, detailed, excitable reviews with bibliography though, maybe you’ll like these: of Goliath, by Tochi Onyebuchi (recommended!) and, which is a segue of sorts, of:

Our Flag Means Death: Yes, I reviewed season one. Wow did I work hard on that. Total labor of love and fixation, which took some patience to deal with from an editorial standpoint I have no doubt. In the end, of course, it’s an ornamentally trimmed branch; I think at one point it was 8k words. Am I sanguine about season two? no. I’m afraid, very afraid. But will I always love season one? Probably. AND, I had so much to say about everything about this show, that I ended up writing a mini-chapbook of OFMD poems — which I finished in Tennessee in July, at a much-needed one-week writing residency with the Sundress Academy. The Ethel Zine Press is also an OFMD enthusiast 🖤and so, the chap has had a home from early days. I trust and hope it will wear its (eventual) fine cover well.

I think that’s it? I think that’s the writing year. May 2023 be a good one for word-slingers, regenerative piracy, community, and every stubborn blockhead who keeps going at the work of decency and hope.

an old essay (“I would, dandelion,” Mom Egg Review 2017.)

Dave happened to glance at my computer screen this morning and went “whoa, you have a lot of files on your screen,” which is true.

So I spent a few hours sorting and putting things away (electronically speaking) this afternoon. In the process I found an old essay I wrote about our older kids’ language-development and, uh, mortality and beauty, and realized I still like it. I remember how much work I put into this one, and how pleased I was with the final result, which is now — for me — also a memory of a time that won’t come again.

It was published in print only, in The Mom Egg Review, vol. 15 (2017). Here’s page one if you want to read it, and here’s page two.


	

on Watson.

We have an elderly labradoodle, Watson. My partner and I brought him home in 2008. “Home,” at the time, was a basement-block apartment Watson wasn’t supposed to be in — but our landlord was being shady, which meant we planned to move out soon, and in the meantime we figured a single instance of puppy-turnabout was fair play.

So W. came to live with us. He was, at the time, about ten pounds of stubby wiggle covered in swirling red hair. He had an extremely mobile hook-tail, expressive ears, and dark brown eyes we learned to watch carefully: when they weren’t looking at you, he was either plotting or inspecting something. Sometimes both! We got him at eight weeks, which in retrospect seems…early. But I think he has had, is still having, a fairly good life with us. He cut his puppy-teeth on the dog-parks of Brookline — we moved to an apartment near Cleveland Circle, after the shady-ish apartment that was W.’s first home. And that turned out to be a pretty good move for a very young pup, as Brookline has a decent amount of open park space for a dense urban environment, and a welcoming dog-culture. Watson learned to stand up for himself in a pack, and to back down when corrected. He got to play, and run, and ate a gazillion training treats as he learned to sit, lie down, come when called…sort of. (My partner says Watson is to this day about 60% trained, and I think that’s right.) Brookline was a sweet time for him, and also for us in many ways, though we were trying to figure out some pretty heavy stuff.

Spoiler: we did figure it out, or at least really committed to continuing to try, which in this context is sort of six of one 1/2 dozen of the other. And then there was a wedding, and a first kid. That second part really fucked Watson’s shit up. Wait a minute, now I feel bad. I”ll be back after I give him a treat.

…for the record, I also let him out into the backyard. In a minute he’s going to bark for me to let him back in.

So, yes. W. went from being the only recipient of aggressive caretaking in our household, to a weirded-out ring bearer (yes, we were those people), to the reluctant elder-canine-sibling of first one, then two, then “what the hell guys, THREE?” three kids. We have a classic picture of him soon after our second child was born: I’ll see if I can find it. Oh yeah. Check this out:

Definitely a dog who is wondering what has happened to his entire life. On the other hand, he doesn’t feel shoved out of everything — that’s his couch still, in the middle of all the baby-related things. I hope so anyhow.

I’m going to skip over years and mountains here. Watson will be fourteen soon. He’s arthritic but usually cheerful…we keep him on low-grade painkillers to manage the discomfort. His color has lightened over the years, and he seems if anything to have gotten leggier in a way that recalls pictures of his sire. W’s tail still wags a fair amount, but it’s shorter now due to a necessary cyst-removal that was overseen by my sister while Watson stayed with her (for nearly two years, during which he was an only ‘child’ again!) after the birth of our third kid. Most significantly, he suffers from laryngeal paralysis, which probably arrived via his Labrador genes. When he runs too hard or when it’s hot outside — anything that means he’s breathing more heavily than usual — his air-intake sounds really rough…scratchy and effortful…and he can break into a croupy cough. But most of the time he’s comfortable, and he’s always so far interested in food.

He’s slow, though. Slowest heading back toward the house, when he knows we’re pointed in the direction of the walk’s end.

(yes, that sentence cost me.)

Well. It’s tricky, parenting and having a dog. My partner and I have to balance the needs of the kids against Watson’s needs, while also staying aware of our own, and there’s a certain psychological/moral stress about the dog part of that, since W. can’t after all say “hey no, this smell is really important” or, “My hips don’t feel so good this morning, could you just wait for a minute.” I wrote a poem that’s sort of about torn consciousness during kid-dog walks a while ago, and it was published at Literary Mama: you can read it here if you want to.

These days I try to let him go at his own pace, mostly, on the way back from school. Watson and I have to hustle on the way there with the first-grader, because time and the school-bell wait for no mom-dog. But once T. is dropped off, and W. and I turn around to head back home, I do my best to switch gears. Yes we can stop. Yes you can smell here for a while. Yes it’s okay to amble along in such a leisurely way that people notice. Someone once said to me “I see how you let him sniff, and I think it’s great.” That was kind of them, and also made me melancholy. We’re always hauling ourselves away from things that interest us, aren’t we? “I’d love to know more about that but I don’t have time.” And we do the same to our dogs.

This is probably annoying, but: the school day return-trip with Watson can be like walking meditation for me. Sort of. It’s not the kind of walking meditation I used to do though.

Long ago, I sometimes sat zazen, and with zazen came kinhin, a non-break “break” from sitting meditation. During kinhin you get to get up from your painful sitting pretzel, you get to walk. Slowly. One step per breath. I fucking loved kinhin. Everyone in your predawn room, all in your full training gear, and you’ve been so silent so still, and all of a sudden you can hear cloth rustle, the indraw of shared breath. As you move, slowly — and you’re always aware of how strange it is but also serious, also somehow correct — you see the distinctive blurs of your co-practitioners moving in the corners of your vision, and you notice as the light in the room shifts and alters from whatever its play was on the rectangle of wall you’d been bending your eyes toward for the past forty-five minutes, and it’s all novel and gorgeous, but you don’t get lost in it because you have to keep moving. Slowly. Quiet and alert. Alone and together. For as long as you get, that time.

With Watson, it’s different. It’s not carefully bounded time, in a room full of other people who are also working on their awareness; their particularity-in-community; their dreadful, miraculous stuckness in these bodies our consciousness is laminated into and distributed through. It’s catch as can time, where I try to wait well, with him, as part of taking care of both him and myself.

Here’s how that goes. OK, he wants to slow down, because the hill’s pitch is getting steeper, and there’s also an interesting drift of leaves, dying flowers, and other dogs’ markings. All right. I try to actually stop. If I can manage it, I cup one hand under the other, still holding his leash. (This doesn’t always feel right, but sometimes it feels great.) I settle my feet next to each other, leaning forward a little into the pitch of the hill, and make sure my knees have a tiny bit of bend in them so I’m not “locking” against my own sense of incapacity to meet this moment of waiting. Then I let my gaze drift along the ground, trying to take in some of what’s present. The particular texture of the asphalt at this juncture of sidewalk and street. The signature mix of curling gold-brown and rampant green which is November’s lawn-edge at this minute of the (is it?) the Anthropocene. Scents. Sounds. The brittle, pleasing scratch of leaves against concrete, stirred by Watson’s nose and paws as he pushes forward into the leaf-pile in pursuit of a clue, a trail, I wouldn’t know how to use. The sense of my own body, gathered with me, as I stay with him. A communicative tug on the leash, drawing me forward a step or two. (From a position of gathered rest, you can move quickly when you need to.) The pleasure of knowing from Watson’s body-language that he is doing something he wants to do, the way he wants to do it.

Can I manage this every day? No. We have our share of me pulling at him, him arguing mostly with his body-weight, my heart rate and breathing accelerating with frustration, our motions getting jerkier, more at odds. To wait, always to wait! It seems unfair, sometimes. Sometimes deadlines, appointments, mean I tug him awkwardly along — apologizing and cursing the while, inside. But I am glad when I can adjust to him and to that part of that day. It helps me, and it’s better for him. Probably, soon, all of this will be harder — for Watson and for us. Gather ye dogwalks while ye may.

Two translations from the Middle French

The Ilanot Review just published one of my translations from the Hecatomgraphie of Gilles Corrozet, in their “Want” issue. Here it is, and here’s video of me reading it for the issue-launch. I’m excited to see how this piece fits into the table of contents as a whole.

I started doing occasional translations from Corrozet in 2018, because — hm — why did I start doing that. I wanted something to work on that would allow me to stay in contact with my glitchy, dictionary-dependent, wholly amateur knowledge of French. I was also interested in what a modern translation of a really unfashionable kind of poetry, emblem-poetry, would turn up.

You could argue that emblem-poetry is to contemporary forms of hybrid art/writing as Montaigne’s essays are to contemporary personal essays, but…eh. I’m not sure it’s a comparison that holds up. The links, as they say, are probably broken. At any rate — Corrozet’s Middle French is just about what I can handle, with a dictionary and plenty of time to crumple up handwritten drafts and throw them in the trash. Its conventionality is what allows me to be able to handle it: its intent to convey a moral, to say something that aims to be incisive, informational, corrective, and “true.” I’d be fully at sea with something more complex and ambiguous from the same time-period — alas! (I dream of being able to read Louise Labé in her own French. Maybe someday.)

I don’t want to get too far into the weeds with Theories of Translation. I will say, the thing that makes the process rewarding for me is, before you get to some kind of settled line-by-line approximation, even with an author who’s c. 85% conventional like Corrozet, you are in the wilds of meaning and signification, and it is weird, it’s very weird, and unmooring, and exciting. Is that shape you’re trying to distinguish in these three lines of verse a horse, or is it a Balrog? Is The Author being empirically thoughtful about the ways women function in his world, or is he being a predictable misogynist? (The answer to that one is the reason I haven’t done more of these.) What are you looking at? have you seen it before? Maybe not. Whooooa.

In other words: working from a partly stable substrate of mostly conventional early-modern moralization allows someone like me, who isn’t an expert in French itself nor for heaven’s sake Middle French nor, really, even emblem literature, both to cope with and _experience_ the instabilities and strange powerful eddies you kick up when you try to move a text across (trans-latio) from one language to another. And of course, you end up putting your own spin on the poem willy-nilly. You can’t really help that. I was thinking about a whole bunch of contemporary politicians, and their relationship to our current climate and ecological crises, by the time I felt I’d finished my own version of Corrozet’s “Insuffisance.”

I did another of these translations back in 2018, “Youth’s Path Unknown,” when I was thinking pretty hard about parenting young kids. It won a prize! from the New England Poetry Club, so technically I can call myself a prize-winning translator. I don’t think I will though.

A Long, Flinching Post on the Tenth Episode of Our Flag Means Death, Season 1.

I loved the tenth episode of OFMD the first time I saw it. Like, I loved it so much that when my Mom happened to be visiting a few days later I said “hey, Mom, you have to watch this with me it’s very funny.” And she was delighted! “This is really good,” Mom said, watching the piano crash on the pret-a-porter corpse, watching Stede’s blood-smeared face light up with enjoyment and anticipation in the hilariously posh getaway carriage. (All that expensive fabric! So much blood so close to it, or even on it, and he doesn’t care! Love and its creative gambits can drive out childhood, goose-related trauma!) 

I was pleased with Mom’s reaction. What’s more fun than sharing something you enjoy with someone you care about? But soon after that, and I’m not sure exactly when it happened or what triggered the realization that I’d been winged, the piano fell on me and I started to suffer.

Oh my god this episode. It’s Zeno’s paradox in action – the distance between lovers, ever halved, leads to an excruciating stalemate where never the twain shall meet. Or it might be worse than that! At the end of episode 10, even as Stede is pulling at the oars of a rowboat, it’s entirely possible that a despairing Ed is on his way to get himself purposefully killed by one means or other, in a violently reformed ship with the wind in its sails. (Think of that swirling wake, the last we see of the Revenge!) And some viewers have been justifiably angry about this move. If you’re angry about it, no one can blame you. “It didn’t have to be a traumatic misunderstanding! There are so many other ways they could have been separated to increase plot tension!” is a valid read on the conclusion of Our Flag Means Death season 1.  

It’s also true that the traumatic misunderstanding doesn’t come out of nowhere. And while part of my brain is still definitely parked on the couch in front of the end-credits of episode 10 going “what just happened and why did they do that to me,” another part of my brain has worked its way through to being interested in the show’s active depiction of a really bad attachment-injury in the process of happening to someone who was already vulnerable to that kind of harm, i.e., Edward Teach. 

The question “why?” is still a good one. Evergreen. Why do that, why depict a bad attachment-injury As It Occurs and have that stand as the final note of the first season? I don’t really know yet. I do know it’s hard viewing for people who have suffered an attachment-injury at any point in their lives.

But, as far as the misunderstanding and its consequences being foregrounded earlier: across the whole season, Ed’s need for revision and change is greater than Stede’s. Stede Bonnet’s modus operandi so far is to gather himself for one big, well-researched revisionary effort (the building and staffing of The Revenge) and then execute it. Okay, there are some problems with the long-term execution — but he was able to launch. That’s not nothing. Yes, his emotional life develops unsettling twists after he meets the most feared pirate of all time. But despite that potential disruption, which is an “adventure” he didn’t foresee or (and this may be part of the problem) have any way of planning for, his goal of becoming a pirate is actually sort of humming along. And we see him start to reap satisfaction and confidence from this, as the season progresses.

 Blackbeard’s modus operandi, by contrast, is intelligent, hidden, context-based improvisation.  Which means that when he sees a Big Plan executed from a position of material authority – what you would call, drawing on Michel du Certeau, a Stedeian “strategy” rather than a Blackbeardian ”tactic” – it’s kind of overwhelming to him. (I talk about du Certeau a bit further in relation to OFMD in this earlier post: yes, I’m going to keep trotting that out, I’m very pleased with myself.)

Plunged into mid-life fatigue, Blackbeard is drawn as to a floating spar to the idea of retirement: something that in its most widely-known contemporary form requires long-term planning and the accumulation of resources. But he is, of necessity, a pirate. (The series is very good about reminding us that most people don’t choose the profession freely.) Edward Teach has absolutely no models for strategizing a path to his hammock on the beach, his morning tea in the garden with a chosen partner. Death instead, death first? There’s something even more touching, therefore, about his tentative attempt to imagine a kind of retirement with Stede in episode 9: the “we’ll go to China” exchange, on the dock. Yes, the details are vague — so vague, I’d argue, as to represent the imagining as a form of understandably euphoric delusion. But it’s a new step, a new hope, an attempted bridge from tactic to strategy, attraction to partnership. All the worse, then, that it crashes so horribly within hours.    

Remember: while Stede is kind of beside himself in the final episodes of the season, due to the force of the emotional winds playing around him, he has already achieved a degree of validation and joy just from making the Big Planned Effort to leave his former life — and from being ‘dad’ and Captain to the crew of the Revenge. The scene in ep. 9 where the entire crew insists to the English Navy that Stede is actually an insane, dangerous, unpredictable pirate who therefore qualifies for the Act of Grace as much as Blackbeard does is just SO happy for Stede…you get the feeling he could literally die content in that moment. (Not in the next moment. But in that moment, sure.)   

Whereas. Ed. Has known what he would like from Stede physically for some time, at least In General, but hasn’t I think realized how much he himself needs the process of falling in love as a catalyst for his own transformation into someone almost unrecognizable from his one-time ‘employer,’ Blackbeard. And there’s something really scary and wobbly about watching him dive into it, into the fact of being in love and then abandoned by his beloved, because you’re like “wow, he is going deep, does he have enough air, does he want to breathe again at all?” Was it always Todestrieb all the time, this following the light of the ship-warding beacon toward the rocks he knew (or said he knew) lay beyond it? Because if so… if so, this is not a love-story but a death-story, a moth killed in its very chrysalis, and that would be terrible. It would be. But it also wouldn’t be, dare I say it…love?  

Stede has realized what his heart wants, by the end of episode 10. Edward has realized THAT he wants, but I would argue his desires are divided fairly evenly between Stede, and what the action of loving Stede has begun to change him into. And this is a delicate, delicate balance. There’s a huge rush of euphoria in becoming infatuated with another person, and also: what do you do with your euphoria? Does it really lead toward the object of your affection, or is it more of a scenic highway that runs through them? This gives us a different angle on the “run me through” scene in episode 6. The difference between miming rough sex and enacting focused, companionate desire is not unbridgeable but still vast: a sea lies between. But pirates do tend to have some navigational tricks up their extravagant sleeves. 

I wouldn’t say we know the answer to the question “what do you really want?” for Edward Teach yet. Nor do I think he knows it, or even can, simply because he’s suffering so much. By the end of Episode 10, Ed has been forced to become Blackbeard in compulsory drag. And it’s clear he finds it intolerable, this hovering as the might-become disguised beneath the surface of the has-been. It’s clear that, like Anderson’s Little Mermaid, his experience of half-transformation or transformation deferred, hurts him “like knives with every step” and of course this has dangerous consequences for those around him too.   

How do I feel about all of that. (Speak not to me of Lucius, I can’t talk about it. FUCK.) I feel…conflicted. This show has put me, and MANY OTHER PEOPLE, through a lot! And I’m not entirely sure what the show wants yet, beyond at least one future season. But I’m working on trying to understand that. What else can one do?  

(The attempt continues for s2, here.)

Yet More Our Flag Means Death, This Time Including Shakespeare, Tom Stoppard, and Some Inaudible Yelling

All right. Today’s Our Flag Means Death post (who have I become) is on genre, Piracy As Plot Portals, and the way the ensemble cast works throughout the series to help us ground ourselves a little against the otherwise all-consuming collapsing (?) star that is the Stede-Ed romance in Epsiodes 9 and 10. 

Sometime later this week I hope to write what might be a final-for-now post on where the series leaves us, and how far we might have to go from there.

Occasionally I might also shriek because it is hard not to shriek when writing about OFMD. That’s one of the advantages of reading – you don’t have to hear me yell.

So one of the qualities I think fans like about OFMD – I sure do — is that it manages to be a workplace comedy and late-life Bildungsroman at the same time; added to which we have, let’s see, an anti-colonial historical sitcom; a costume drama; a revenge drama that is probably going to branch out in interesting ways (never forget, the ship is The Revenge!); an action whatsit (cue the Swede jumping over a railing); an actual, factual mostly gay romance with multiple compelling couples or…constellations?…to root for; oh, and a FUCKING MELODRAMA. It is. We might as well just admit that & put Lorde on the playlist. 

*muffled sobbing*

Why choose one genre, alone? Lucius’s taunting but also quite serious Episode 5 anti-monopolistic retort to Izzy Hands, “We don’t belong to each other,” is immediately about Lucius’s relationship with Black Pete: but it also works well as a way of thinking about OFMD’s lack of allegiance to an exclusive category of dramatic fiction. And thank goodness for that, really, because without the series’ gleeful but also rigorous hybridity where everything’s happening at once, but every actor knows how their character will react within the genre-chaos…without that we would be goners, fellow fans; we would be in much worse straits than we already are.             

By now we know – and if you don’t yet, DO NOT READ ON — that Episodes 9 and 10 are about to catapult us into an emotional sun. It’s not that there wasn’t buildup. It’s not that you can’t get from where we were in Episode 8 (aka Go Away Calico Jack) to where we are during Episode 10’s depiction of a completely unmoored Edward Teach sobbing in Stede’s abandoned bathrobe. To say nothing of Lucius’s apparent fate, which I am too upset to discuss at present, although it’s also possible he’s fine. Or mostly fine. The show has already taken one of his fingers, etc.

Anyway. Melodrama! What the fuck! I personally was not in any way ready for such an absolute sea-change, this sudden full commitment to the register of potentially tragic romantic melodrama, in that particular way.   

The traumatic Ed-Stede breakup/horrible misunderstanding at the end of season 1 is the most piratical thing about the whole series, narratively speaking. I’ve written elsewhere about the way this might figure into an attempt at securing series renewal.  But particularly, for now, what I mean by “piratical” is this: pirates forcibly take you somewhere you weren’t expecting to go. That’s sort of their job. They portal you into a different place, which is sometimes also a different world. Do not bother yelling “BUT YOU CANNOT TURN THIS INTO A MELODRAMA NOW” at pirates.

They can. They did. Somehow, we will have to live with it. I’m sort of determined to try to understand Season 1 qua Season 1, as a flawed standalone — because that is all anyone knows for a surety we’re going to get, at present. And if you look at it as a flawed standalone, well, there’s no saying with 100% certainty that the situation couldn’t be imaginatively salvaged (“salvage” is an interesting word here, esp. in its recent theoretical figurations) but it doesn’t look good. Author and critic Leah Bobet describes what happens in episode 10 of OFMD as a “crumble” of the overarching structure of the season, (@leahbobet on Twitter, May 5 2022, personal exchange) and I think she’s right. As previously stated, I also see the traumatic crumble as a way of deliberately applying pressure for renewal: launching a burning boat-bridge to season 2. And it will probably work. Whether you think that’s OK, as a tactic, will be a very personal thing.

Back to pirates. Pirates’ portaling power can, obviously, operate for good or ill. I, for one, am anxiously awaiting the reveal about how OFMD chooses to manipulate it in the end. Is there an improvised escape resting somewhere; a jump to the world we’d like to see represented in this series?  Maaaaybe.  

As to the history of plot-jumping or register-changing force associated with ocean-borne outlaws, I submit:

1.) Pericles, a stage “romance” from the early 17th century, (composite authorship including W. Shakespeare.) 

2.) and sort of Hamlet (W. Shakespeare)

3.) but mostly Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead (1966, T. Stoppard, reinterpreted in a really fucking great film c. 1990.) 

Here’s the relevant scene from Pericles, Act 4 scene 1It’s brief.  Marina, daughter of Pericles Prince of Tyre, is about to be murdered on a beach by Leonine, an agent of queen Dionyza of Tarsus. Marina pleads with Leonine for mercy and aid:

MAR: Your lady seeks my life, come you between,

            And save poor me, the weaker.

LEON:                                                I am sworn,

            And will dispatch. [i.e., “No.”]

[but then]

                        Enter PIRATES.

Pirate. Hold villain!      [Leonine runs away]

Pirate A prize, a prize!

Pirate Half-part, mates, half-part. Come, let’s have her aboard suddenly.

Exit [Marina dragged out by the Pirates.]

Now, this turns out to be a good thing. Let me put that a little differently: it turns out to be not as bad as you expect. Being dislocated and kidnapped by pirates into the register of port-hopping Mediterranean adventure opens up opportunities for Marina, even if the end result – being reunited with her lost father – is a muted and ambivalent event. Look, I wrote a poem about it. You don’t have to read it but it’s here.  

And if you want a visual for how pirates operate as a chaotic vehicle that can be unreliably used to arrive at places outside what seems the main drift of any narrative, you really HAVE to watch this clip from the 1990 Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Deadhttps://youtu.be/fxVsGcxK1nc  

Notice how Prince Hamlet absolutely fucking books it onto the pirate ship, and temporarily out of his own Tragedy, at the end of the clip. This is of course (which is the entire method of Stoppard’s play) a scene that takes a Shakespearean line as its origin and point of departure:

Horatio: [Reads a letter from Hamlet] “Horatio…Ere we were two days old at sea, a pirate of very warlike appointment gave us chase. Finding ourselves too slow of sail, we put on a compell’d valor, and in the grapple I boarded them. On the instant they got clear of our ship, so I alone became their prisoner…” (Hamlet Act 4 scene 6).

“On the instant.” That’s it, really. Pirates are quick, and surprising, and they tend to have a getaway vehicle stashed nearby. They don’t ramp up. They act, and you try to react, then suddenly you are elsewhere. For better and worse. Which is where we are, friends, at the end of the first season of OFMD: we are Not At Home Anymore.

!!!

Stede and Ed, man. Can’t do that in this post. I’ll try in the next one, if my strength holds out.

Our Flag Means Death: some observations on the renewal problem, and stabbing.

Stede Bonnet is the first person to get stabbed in the gut onscreen, in Our Flag Means Death. I think. There’s a lot of gut-stabbing overall…I might have missed one or two? Tell me if so. Later on, there’s definitely the gut-stabbing of Jim’s father by Alfeo De La Vaca in episode 7, and of course That Gut-Stabbing of Blackbeard by Stede in episode 6, and then in episode 10 – I’m sorry to tell you this, I’m sorry it happened at all, you might want to sit down: definitely get a towel – there’s our gut-stabbing. Yours and mine. We were sliced open by David Jenkins just when we least expected it. And we thought he was our friend! We thought he actually liked us. But that’s how it is, with pirates. 

I suppose it’s a bit ambiguous, in this figuration, whether OFMD’s showrunner is a pirate or an instrument of someone’s pirate-suppressing Navy.* And I think that’s OK, it’s probably all right to let that float for a bit. But you see it now, right? How funny and also painful it was, when Stede stepped cheerfully on board the Spanish warship in episode 3– following Spanish Jackie’s entrepreneurial husband Geraldo into what was clearly a setup– thinking that he, Stede Bonnet, was doing everything right For Once, and then: 

“Did you mean to do that?”

By the end of episode 10 of Season 1, that’s us. We’re Stede. “But this was a comfort watch!” we say, sinking to our knees, applying pressure.

The Spanish stabbing is, of course, both a physical and an emotional injury. It’s a betrayal, it’s a failure – potentially – of Stede’s entire attempt at constructing some kind of medium-range memorable piratical career, and then it’s also just six bare inches of steel in the intestines or thereabouts, too. Added to which, it sets up the tableau of Blackbeard hovering thoughtfully over gut-stabbed Stede-in-crisis, wondering if “The Gentleman Pirate” is going to make it back: a scene one can well imagine being reversed (with variations) in season 2. But the Spanish Stabbing also foreshadows OFMD’s decision about where to leave its audience at the end of season 1. “Did you mean to do that?” we gasp. They did. They meant to. It was part of the design all along. Or, at the very least, it was too good an opportunity to pass up.

And, you know, the gut-stabbings are very well and cleverly developed as a theme in the show! Surprising no-one! These writers are amazing at what they do! A gut-stab in OFMD is always a blend of diversely reverberating physical and emotional injury. Jim’s memory of their father’s stabbing is a psychological wound they still have to reckon with. And that fact gives us a number of amazing scenes, viz. Nana Murder-Nun and Oluwande looking at each other sadly in a candle-lit stone passage in St. Augustine, Florida and saying, with mutual reluctant understanding, “la vida es dolor.” Blackbeard, up until he met Stede Bonnet, thought of being gut-stabbed as a fairly minor piratical passage or “trick” (yes, we are supposed to interpret this a lot.) “Nothing serious,” we hear him thinking, as he sets out to force Bonnet to run him through, in episode 6. “Maybe I’ll get some hip-contact or something. Ha-ha.” WELL. The injury, casually acquired, endures. A gut-stab from the right person, or SHOW (she says, glaring in the direction of L.A.) is a complicated thing. 

For what it’s worth (**spoilers ahoy!!**) I’m pretty sure the dramatic conclusion of Our Flag Means Death season 1, aka Lovers In A Really Damaging Crisis, aka A Fucking Gut-Stab, was a piratical “tactic” by the OFMD story team, executed with the goal of taking possession of future seasons of the show. “Tactic” arrives in this blog, anyway, via Michel De Certeau, who in his 1984 Practice of Everyday Life defines it in opposition to the more empowered planning-mode of a “strategy.” “By contrast with a strategy…a tactic is a calculated action determined by the absence of a proper locus…it operates in isolated actions, blow by blow. It takes advantage of “opportunities” and depends on them…it is a guileful ruse. In short, a tactic is the art of the weak.” (p. 37). 

Weak? The folks who could pull off OFMD 1? Well, everything’s relative. No showrunner and team can independently ensure that a big streaming service like HBO Max will renew future seasons of a favored project, especially when there are studio mergers going on and Goddess knows what else (rough seas, rough seas!)  But a guileful showrunner and team can tweak the odds by creating huge demand by whatever means necessary.  You know how we’ve all been howling for Season 2 since Season 1 ended THAT WAY? Well.

Go on. Get mad. It helps a little. (We still need Season 2.) UPDATE (JUNE 2022) we got season 2! Oh shit, oh no, what are they going to do to us next time…

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*He’s a pirate.

Our Flag Means Death: A Brief Excursus on Tailors and Tailoring

Hello. Former academic here, formerly specializing (approx.) in British social satire from the 17th century. Let’s talk for a minute about tailors, and queer backstories, in Our Flag Means Death. 

It’s well established that the pre-Revenge Stede Bonnet is a lonely person. In the early goose-blood scene for example, where young Stede is forced to endure an interview with his oblivious father about The Cruel Ways Of The World, the moment we are granted entry to the story is the moment a fattened, tame goose is murdered by Stede’s dad – an act that’s explicitly nutritional, and implicitly generational. The bird exits the scene, leaving Stede alone with someone who doesn’t care for him at all except as a sacrificial genetic “product.” The goose’s final comment is an arterial jet that splatters the boy’s face, hat, and finely-tied fine linen cravat.   

Crucial that loneliness should be associated with clothing, and clothing’s embattled use as a kind of hedge or fence against loneliness, at the outset of the series.   

Skipping ahead to Stede’s adulthood: was ever a lonely man better or more specifically, personally dressed?  Good tailoring is a form of occupational therapy for Stede Bonnet. His life, through no fault of his own or his wife Mary’s, is devoid of comfortable embraces except for the expert and unobtrusive daily embrace of his heavy-weight linens, his quilted night-cap, his well-braced vests, his stockings. If it’s hard for him to know where he is or what he should be doing, or…how to be happy…at least there’s some reliable, reassuring touch there with him all the time.  A fabulous pair of copper-silk trousers with just enough give across the thighs. The famous body-skimming blue daycoat of Episode 1, with its weighty gilt-braid trim and frogging. 

Crucial that OFMD clothing should be, in its variable permutations, sexy.

Leslie Jones in a cutaway red velvet tailcoat, ivory ruffles, and red stretch velvet trousers? Mercy. Vico Ortiz wearing what seems like a gender-concealing, baggy disguise but later turns out (once Jim’s makeup comes off) to be the perfect combat-ready nonbinary action outfit? Swoon. All of which is not even to touch upon The Waititian Leather Crop-Top. And in this theme, though along a different vein, grownup Stede’s suits are all very fitted. Which, as I have tried to argue, is partly about the fact that clothing is his stand-in for companionate human touch and understanding. But also, without getting too thirsty – (I Am A Professional) – the suits, and stockings and shirts that Stede wears are meant to show off the fact that he has a pleasant, stocky kind of frame & good calves. And here is my somewhat historically informed contention: his tailors would really have known what Stede’s body was about. His tailors had thought about it. Possibly a lot

Yes. It’s plausible that the great un-narrated relationship of Stede’s life to date, up to the very moment he dimly sees Blackbeard sashaying toward him in episode 3 through gunsmoke and the pink haze from burst eye-capillaries, is one (or more than one) of the people who dressed him so beautifully, in such imaginative variety. Why do I think that? Well, first of all, there’s the sheer amount of gleeful, generously imaginative love present in Stede’s wardrobe – both the wardrobe Proper and the (closeted) wardrobe Auxiliary. There’s so much of it, in fact, that Blackbeard is sort of contagiously smitten by it the minute he walks into that rustling room of kerseys and brocatelles, damasks and linens and cashmeres, all cut with so much care to fit and set off Stede’s definitely better-than-usual dadbod. Phwoah, you can almost hear him thinking, or rather almost inhaling as a fume that smokes off the hangars. (Blackbeard, let us not forget, likes a good pipe of tobacco.) This guy is something special, I can just tell. 

Now, you don’t have to romanticize the tailor idea and make it into a Thing. You could argue Stede is simply very good at ordering clothing, and rich enough that different people want to do good work for him, and that’s that and Bob’s your gay uncle. But I don’t choose to go that route. I’d rather 1.) gratefully thank the writers of OFMD for their laser focus on hitting the beats during the rigorous thirty-minute runtime format for the show, 2.) also insist—because it’s delightful, harms no one, and there’s some thematic precedent for it — that there’s a non-essential, luxurious, entangled queer backstory here which rests within the endearing materiality of both the Revenge itself and the suite of outfits Stede brought onto the boat as part of his dream of benevolent, attractive piracy. Who did he tell his dreams to before he set sail? Not Mary – we saw how that went.  Maybe he didn’t tell all of them to anyone. But it seems to me as if someone who had to work via inference rather than full explication tried to provide for Stede’s dreams, in the way Stede found most comforting, most present, of anything in his life: through Stede’s clothing.

Yes, I would like a Hot Tailor Flashback in season 2. No, it’s not essential.

As to historical precedent – I have to say, in the corner of the literary ‘tradition’ that I know best, which is seventeenth-century British stage drama, there isn’t a lot that’s…positive about tailors. But there is a lot that’s consistent, and can be spun to more interesting ends. In general, the takeaway seems to be that they’re a sexual danger, because they have to get close to their clients’ bodies to take good measurements, and also because the seductive process of talking about what clients really want is part of their professional duty. The quotations I’m most familiar with are all about the risks of a male tailor seducing a female client, but Lord knows I would love to hear of queer examples from the era, and I bet they exist. 

One of the standard tailor-centric quotations is from Shakespeare’s Tempest II.ii., where drunken Stephano sings: 

The master, the swabber, the boatswain and I,
The gunner and his mate
Loved Mall, Meg and Marian and Margery,
But none of us cared for Kate;
For she had a tongue with a tang,
Would cry to a sailor, Go hang!
She loved not the savour of tar nor of pitch,
Yet a tailor might scratch her where’er she did itch:
Then to sea, boys, and let her go hang!

Kate, with her scornful taste for the finer things, is depicted as an easy sexual mark for the transformative tailor who might make her look like the lady she wants to be. It’s not a particularly pleasant song (and not sung by a particularly pleasant person):  a lot of the onstage rancor thrown at expensive tailors in 17th c. Britain emerges from a virulent mix of class anxiety and misogyny. If you want another example (sigh) look no further than Ben Jonson’s Magnetic Lady (1633) where an entire inheritance-stealing endeavor based on swapping children in their cradles is thwarted by the false heiress’s dalliance with her supportive tailor, Needle (sigh again), which results in an ultimately un-concealable pregnancy. 

That kind of thing. You get the idea. Tailors: risky to be alone with, one never knows what might happen during a passionate discussion about buttons. Or a discussion of the genuine pressures associated with one’s station and role, or aspirational station and role, for which you are being very closely fitted by someone with clever hands.

In conclusion (I guess) I think one of the really lovely effects of Our Flag Means Death, as both a story and a style of telling stories, is that the show encourages and shows you how to think beyond ‘tradition’: to imagine otherwise. So I’m going to go ahead and imagine Blackbeard starting to fall for Stede Bonnet via a firm, slightly irritated push from the stored-up queer libidinal energies stitched into every seam, of every garment, in the Auxiliary Wardrobe of the Revenge.